The fact of the matter is that I like to eat my food with spice and when I say spice I mean raw jalapeño peppers on the side please. I was raised on a small farm where I learned to use scissors backwards and then groomed the five sheep my dad watched over. Back then it all seemed like a silly deed but now that I’m a full grown woman and I still use the scissors backwards… well not too funny anymore. The fact of the matter is that at times, when people see me cutting with scissors, they ask if I need assistance. Nope, thanks to a handful of sheep who didn’t mind walking around looking like a donkey had chewed them and then spit them back into the world, I’m actually quite handy with scissors.